Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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