suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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