? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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