No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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