Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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