you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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