You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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