i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
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