Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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