On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
high people should be assigned attendants
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
