Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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