Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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