I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
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