I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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