We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
its not stalking. its research.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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