Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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