The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
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