too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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