I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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