guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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