Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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