worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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