Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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