oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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