You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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