just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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