so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
