Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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