I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
handjob tips. give me some.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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