ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
You took a bar mat shot.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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