So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
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