the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
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