hell yes lets make some ravioli
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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