Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Randomize
