let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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