So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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