Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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