I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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