Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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