STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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