shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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