what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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