They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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