STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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