i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I think i peed on brittanys purse
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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