I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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