idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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