i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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