found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
a search helicopter?!
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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