The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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