This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
The power of my boobs compel you
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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