her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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