he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
