Nicole vs. Life
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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