There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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