Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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