i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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