Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
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